Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
That feeling when the teacher licks their finger then touches your paper, then gives it to you
say “hey now” in a group of people and see if they respond with “you’re an allstar” or “this is what dreams are made of”
I will never not laugh at this video
my dad’s been deployed to Afghanistan 4 times and he almost pissed himself laughing at this
My favorite vine in gif form.
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
"you’ll need to know this math formula later in life"