”if you’re ill why are you on the computer”
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time
this is extremely accurate
My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.
Big dogs who think they are lap dogs.
if you’ve ever legitimately cried like a fucking baby over a character clap your hands
Reason 2847958472 why I LOVE Jon Stewart.
when u haven’t masturbated in ages and
damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people